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Indian Int’l Flop Awards!!!     Permalink
June 30, 2008 | Posted By: Bluejeans | No Comments

 Indian Intl Flop Awards!!!Aaya aur gaya!! Never has Bollywood been at its shoddy worst as at the IIFA awards 2008. With lackluster stars in strange locations and with a public far removed from their screen idols and a general non-comprehension of quintessential Bollywood-ism, the IIFA awards lacked the necessary glamour-shamour proving yet again that big stars do not bring glamour!

With huge names performing on stage, one expected an explosion of talent and beautiful people but all one got to see was loud sets, bad costumes, bad choreography and boring acts. Kareena Kapoor who was expected to set the stage on fire was like a wet blanket with her lack of latka-jhatkas and yucky costume. The cheap looking rags that covered her were not what one would have expected to be put on one of the most talked about bodies in the business.

The saving grace of the show of course were Kat and Akshay yet again living up to their reputation of hit-makers. Priyanka was as off-colour as she could get (Maybe she missed her red hair?!!). An over the top Dia Mirza and a haggard looking Urmila did nothing to add to the evening.

The highlight of the evening were the blushing couples that Bollywood is so suddenly abound with after years of xenophobia towards fellow-industry-wallahs. Ranbir-Deepika looked so cute together as did Akshay and Twinkle. As for Abhi-Ash, we think they’re simply over-exposed now!

Apna desi Filmfare Awards, our sasta, sundar tikau version of the film frat awards has been more interesting surely than the big budget, high power and low energy IIFAs. Surely history counts?

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Page 3 Sports     Permalink
June 30, 2008 | Posted By: Avvy | No Comments

 Page 3 Sports

I hope everyone caught last night’s Euro Final. Man! It was a match to be watched. The Espanols attacked well and the German’s fought back well. The players quite literally gave their blood, sweat and tears for their nation( Ballack bled !). In the end Torres’ brilliant goal won Spain the cup after 44 years.

Well, the celeb company watched the game too. Unlike us mere mortals they caught the game in full style at The President at an event sponsored by Carlsberg (Free Beer!!!). The proverbial Page 3 Party Animal Kishen Mulchandi was there making a fool of himself as usual. Nina Manuel came looking hot as hell. Goldigger Sheetal Mafatlal arrived with her hubby dearest,Atulya. Kabir Bedi, Mandira Bedi and her husband Raj Kaushal were the only ones present who seemed even vaguely interested by the game.

Kim Sharma was there with a mystery man. Who this guy was nobody knows. She came arm in arm with, spent the night together and then left together. I’m guessing we’ll soon find out-Now that everyone seen him, she’d have to announce who he is. By the looks of it, it seems she caught herself a good catch.

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No more ‘Patel’     Permalink
June 30, 2008 | Posted By: tom kosher | 1 Comment

 No more PatelAmeesha Patel has followed in Govinda’s steps and dropped her last name. From now on, she is just ‘Ameesha’. The reason for doing something as ridiculous as this can only be one of two things. One, that Ameesha’s a new woman who doesnt bank on family for anything and lets her talent take her along the path of cinematic glory or two, that after masterpieces like Heyy Baby and Honeymoon Travels Ltd., there was no where else to turn.

I’m gonna go with number two.

This new development was first discovered at the screening of Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic, where her name appeared as ‘Ameesha’ in the credits. Her family doesn’t seem to know or care about it but Kunal Kohli claims that it’s how she wanted her name shown and that its probably got something to do with numerology. But why stop there, i think she should drop her whole name and come up with something completely new, a catchy screen name that says everything about her like Big Mama, Huss-in-boots or Seabiscuit.

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Sharks attack Akshay!!!     Permalink
June 30, 2008 | Posted By: Zeke | No Comments

 Sharks attack Akshay!!!
Akshay Kumar was almost eaten alive by 35 sharks in the Bahamas while shooting for ‘Blue’, an action adventure movie starring Sanjay Dutt and Lara Dutta. As promising as this sounds, the actor did come out of it more or less unharmed.

Here’s the interesting part; the reason why the stunt went wrong is because Akshay, a certified deep sea diver, hit his head against a shipwreck. So lets just trace the sequence of events, he’s swimming around, waving to the crew, wondering why he never gets a copy of the script and BAM!!!! - its a shipwreck. If only there was some sort of warning. Anyway, the cut on his head started to bleed underwater, hence the danger of attracting the sharks near-by. The shark-trainers, cast and crew did just about enough to ensure that Akshay gets out in one piece. Once safely ashore, Akshay, the daredevil that he is, laughed about it and called it a ‘minor mishap’. Compared to this movie, I’m sure it is.

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‘Rock on’ coming soon to a city near you     Permalink
June 28, 2008 | Posted By: Mojo | No Comments

 Rock on coming soon to a city near you
Abhishek Kapoor, the director of ‘Rock On‘, is in the process of organizing a series of rock concerts in four major cities across India as part of the promotional campaign for the movie. What makes it interesting, and not just another glares and black tee, lip-syncing disaster is the fact that the actors, Farhan Ahktar, Luke Kenny, Arjun Rampal, Purab Kohli and Prachi Desai have been practicing and will actually be performing the songs from the movie.

Jhankar beats was such a horrid display of lip synching and air guitar playing Rock on is definitely going to be worth a dekkho.

Farhan has sung five out of nine songs for the movie, and will also be playing the guitar for the live shows. I wonder if this new kind of campaigning will catch on; imagine the possibilities- Priyanka and Harman robo-grinding at Infinity Mall for Love Story 2050, Ram Gopal Verma roaming the streets at the night, scaring children, Rani and her cycle, suspended for days without food of water above Phoenix Mills or Aamir Khan with a cattle prod, hard-selling Imran at Juhu Beach.

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Unforgettable Temptations     Permalink
June 28, 2008 | Posted By: Bluejeans | No Comments

 Unforgettable Temptations

  • SRK’s Temptation Reloaded
  • Shilpa plans a lavish reception
  • Bollywoods Cleavages V/S Indian Sarees
  • Shilpa on the hunt for cheerleaders
  • SRK’s speedy recovery
  • SRK’s bunglow attacked
  • SRK’s Billu Barber in trouble
  • Salman banned
  • Lara writes her own destiny
  • Sallu-SRK update
  • Imraan VS. Harmaan     Permalink
    June 28, 2008 | Posted By: ruch | No Comments

     Imraan VS. Harmaan  Imraan VS. Harmaan
    So D-day is the coming friday and both power families the Khan’s and the Baweja’s are leaving no stone unturned and all this anticipation to see which movie makes it really has me on the edge of my seat. The PR these two are generating is just too much fun.

    Everytime is see a Jaane tu ya jaane na advertisement in the newspapers accompanying it (in the exact same size) is a Lovestory 2050 just as colourful and loud as ever. While Imraan has been busy giving interviews to all leading newspapers Imraan seems to be lying low. Wonder what the Bawejas have up their sleeve.

    Already both the debutantes have guest starred in TV game shows with Priyanka and Harmaan guest starring in Kya Aap paanchvi pass yeh tez hai and Aamir and Imraan on Salman’s Dus ka Dum. Now Harmaan has also appeared as a guest judge on Jo jeetha woh superstar. Imraan showed up at good friend Shruti Hassan’s gig and then seems surprised that photographers wanted to take his picture (maybe this boy does have some acting talent.)At least the two of them haven’t resorted to charity to get publicity cause that’s just sad.

    Will keep you posted as this epic saga continues…….

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    Porsche Phone     Permalink
    June 28, 2008 | Posted By: pink chica | No Comments

    Porsche has just launched the Porsche Design Mobile Phone, the P’9521 with Sagem Mobiles. Frankly it’s the ugliest piece of technology I’ve ever laid my eyes on or maybe I just feel that way due to the poor choice of models used to unviel this piece of cutting edge technology. I don’t understand the obsession with firang models I think our desi models could have done a much better job and would have probably made the phone look a lot more desirable.

     Porsche Phone

    VIP guests to this even included Kim Sharma,Upen Patel and Arbaz Khan who were obviously there for the free phone (priced a Rs. 77,000). Arbaz seemed busy checking out the features which inludes a fingerprint reader while Kim seemed more keen on the casing (a solid aluminiumm block eyuck!) and of course Upen was only checking out the models.

    I expected so much more from Porsche I mean even the LG PRADA looks sleeker than this.

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    Preity Zinta hops aboard the blogwagon     Permalink
    June 27, 2008 | Posted By: Zeke | No Comments

     Preity Zinta hops aboard the blogwagon
    Preity Zinta is tired of silly rumours. They spoil the spotless reputation she’s built up over the ten boobless years of bubblegum cinema under her belt. She claims her relationship with Ness Wadia is still very much alive, that Yuvraj is just a friend and that one season in the IPL counts for more than crowd surfing after every six and pouting sadly at the camera like a bored retriever after every wicket. So, to counter all the unnecessary, unconfirmed buzz that the media creates, she’s decided to start writing a blog just like Aamir Khan and Amitabh Bachchan have done. It’s going to be called ‘Pay Back Time’. If there’s any justice in the world, these half-baked articles about relationships, class A drugs and priceless Wadia family anecdotes, will never see the light of day.

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    Apologies, Asin!     Permalink
    June 27, 2008 | Posted By: Bluejeans | No Comments

    So I after my article on how randoms are gracing the holy pages of the Vogue, I took time out to actually read the article on Asin and turns out that she actually is quite something. She is most definitely not your regular run of the mill actress. At the tender age of 22 this girl has quite a impressive resume!! Not only has she endorsed close to 60 brands but she has also won the South Filmfare Best Actress Award two times in a row!!!

    Not only is she good looking, she speaks really well and is well versed in over seven languages. So this is a quick warning to Bebo, Bips and all like them, watch out ladies!! She might be unheard of as yet in Bollywood but this girl is on the rise and looks likes there is no stopping her!!

    Oh! And all apologies to Asin fans…

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    Sallu Kat steal the show…     Permalink
    June 27, 2008 | Posted By: Avvy | No Comments

     Sallu Kat steal the show...
    The music of the much awaited Akshay starrer Singh is Kinng was held at Enigma, last night. Though most of the stars of the movie(including Akki) gave it a miss, the turnout was big with a capital B. Picking up from the ‘B’, Amitabh Bachchan made an entry wearing some really weird pair of designer glasses ala his character from Cheeni Kum. Neha Dhupia showed up arm in arm with badminton ace Ritwik Bhattacharya. Hmmm…(do I smell something cooking here…Score:Love All lol!).

    Mika turned up in full attire with bro Daler Mehandi. Looks like these two have buried the hatchet. Om Puri came with some family members. Hard Kaur was there dressed in what looked like a dress made outta fish scales. Where the f$#k does she find these outrageous costumes man! Jennifer Mayani was there with her twin assets popping all over the place. Also present were actor Sonu Sood, producer Aneez Bazmee and music director Pritam.

     Sallu Kat steal the show...

    The biggest draw of the night though was Sallu-Kat. Yup! Salman finally made a public appearance with his lady love Katrina. All that talk about their relationship falling apart must’ve been bullshit. They looked like they’re going places. Even the people present were pleasently surprised to see the two together in public. Way to go Sallu Bhai!

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    Bachchan’s rake in the moolah while Ash is unwell     Permalink
    June 27, 2008 | Posted By: chink | No Comments

    Looks like the Bachchans will have a mixed bag of emotions in the next few days. Aishwarya Rai, the bahu of the first family of Bollywood, is suffering from German measles (Rubella infection), a viral infection characterized by fever, swollen and painful lymph nodes, and a runny nose.

    Aishwarya Rai’s manager Hari Singh has said that she will not be available for about 10 to 15 days for any promo or shooting as she is suffering from a bout of fever and is advised total rest. He confirmed that Aishwarya Rai has signed Robot and another production by Mani Ratnam, and also that she will be given a 2-month break from Shankar’s Robot when filming for Mani Ratnam’s film commences.
     Bachchans rake in the moolah while Ash is unwell
    The timing couldn’t be worse since Amitabh, Abhishek and Aishwarya are all set to rake-in the moolah with the help of business tycoon Anil Ambani, who is also Big B’s friend, has signed an Rs 1500 crore deal with B- Town’s most popular family.Wow!! According to reports, Reliance Big Entertainment is close to finalizing the mega deal with the Bachchan’s and will then use their brand value in films, production, TV series, internet, reality shows and mobile content.
    So what happens?

    Well, each party will do what they do best. While, RBE will look at the business aspect of the deal that would include the managing marketing and the distribution of projects, the Bachchans would come up with the creative inputs and would be handling the entertainment aspect of the project.

    For films, the company has signed some of the leading directors like R Balakrishnan, Sujoy Ghosh, Rohan Sippy and Dr Chandraprakash Dwivedi. The list is sure to get bigger with time as the company is in talks to rope in several other top directors.Speaking to a news daily, Amitabh Bachchan said, “We will provide the creative inputs and also share the profits. As of now, we plan to start with film projects and work in a way that will benefit us mutually. Also, they have given us the liberty to work outside and there is an unwritten understanding that we have the first right of refusal.

    The Bachchans have once again showed why they are the best and how they can flex their power.Lets hope it’s not a Sarkar Raaj debacle.

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    Vague Covergirl     Permalink
    June 26, 2008 | Posted By: Bluejeans | No Comments

     Vague CovergirlYou know you are a somebody when you on the cover of Vogue. Being a “Vogue Girl” is something that will earn you quite a few brownie points in most social circles. However this month the cover belongs to a “Vague Girl”.

    Her name is Asin Something-or-the-other ( Pronounced ‘Ah! Sin’ hehehehe) . Her official website says that her name is a combination of the Sanskrit word “A” which means east and “Sin” which means west. Be that as it may I am pretty sure that no person east or west has ever heard her name. Must have been “bring your unknown south-Indian film actress” to work day at Vogue offices. She IS big down south but is unknown here in Bollytown.

    Now however we hear she is starring across Aamir Khan in the upcoming movie Ghajini. My God is Aamir in a hurry to promote nobodies this season, first his nephew and now this!


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    Kelly Dorji’s special delivery!!     Permalink
    June 26, 2008 | Posted By: kay | No Comments

     Kelly Dorjis special delivery!!

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    Mission Istanbul a whole lot of surprises!!     Permalink
    June 26, 2008 | Posted By: Mojo | No Comments

    From the promos of Mission Istanbul and all the sneak previews we’ve recieved Mission Istanbul was shaping up to be another run of the mill action spy movie complete with Turkish belly dancers. But now closer to release it has been revealed that the movie is in fact a tale of four journalists at the war fore front of course their characters had to be glamourised to make them more believable.(yeah right!)
     Mission Istanbul a whole lot of surprises!!
    Journalist-bravery stories are not as popular as formula romances or action flicks are in Bollywood but they’re soon getting there and alot of the credit goes to ‘Shootout at Lokhandwala’ director Apoorva Lakhia.

    His theme for ‘Mission Istanbul’ ( the story of journo Daniel Pearl) is no conincidence.Infact, his obsession with journo stories are evident in his other works as well.

    I think its brilliant that we have directors moving away from the stereotypical dramas (or     should I say Melodramas) and making movies on something worth thinking about. There’s always that catch,though, that no matter how far we stray from our roots we have to eventually land up where we began and in Bolly’s case, with an item number!

    Tanyeli’s going to be drawing the masses to the movies all because of her outfit and if the movie’s anything like what it promises to be, the rest of the audience will automatically flock. I must say, Apoorva’s played it smart and once again, I believe he’s made himelf a killing!

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    Sherlyn not curvy enough???     Permalink
    June 26, 2008 | Posted By: chink | No Comments

     Sherlyn not curvy enough???
    Well its Sherlyn back in the news again.Just recently the news was that she was going to do a role in Yashraj’s film.She already has a hot bod(duh!!). But the folks at Yashraj Films still find scope for improvement in her.Believe it or not, Sherlyn has been asked to put on some weight and become more ‘fleshy’ for her role in the upcoming  film that has Shahid Kapur and Rani Mukherjee in lead roles.
    This comes as a surprise since the banner is known for telling its actresses to slim down. Why such naa insaafi in Sherlyn’s case?

    According to a source, “Sherlyn plays a small but important role of a siren in the film. She has to look voluptuous and well-rounded at all the right places in her body.(Isnt she well rounded in more places than needed already??) At present Sherlyn is next to Kareena Kapoor in figure, that is size-zero. So the banner has asked her to put on some weight.”Sherlyn is one of the many actresses who have completely reconstructed their figure and have no problems talking about it.”

    Sherlyn, who is presently working on her latest album ‘Dard-e-Sherlyn‘, says she herself was surprised by the demand from YRF. She will also undergo a one-month workshop session to enhance her acting skills (besides curves) before shooting the film.

    Meanwhile, the outrageous bombshell is super-excited about her upcoming video ‘Dard-e-Sherlyn‘ in which she has paid a tribute to Hema Malini .
    Sherlyn says the video has her in her sexiest avatar yet.Well havent we seen enough?!! Since she has helped pen the lyrics I’m sure it will include all of her ‘dard’.

    Well, lets hope we get to see a good show.

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